Rating: R (sexuality)
Spoilers: Um, set in a random time in s2, but I don't think there are spoilers past 2x01
Word Count: 570
Summary: Duncan would have told him that it wasn't a competition but that would be a lie.
Note: I was determined to write SOMETHING tonight, so um... here you go?
Things have been turned upside down and spun around in a blender.